If we're jealous of anyone's ability to be retweeted, it's @whitegrlproblem, aka Babe Walker, the personality behind 2011's favorite Twitter handle. And apparently tweeting can spawn book deals now, because she's written her own namesake memoir which releases today. In anticipation of the book launch party on Friday, which we'll be stocking full of vodka (straight, most likely, for less calorie consumption), we had a chat with Babe Walker to get her complete guide on going out––and you know, other serious life issues.
Kanon Vodka: So, if you had any fun the night before, you're likely feeling a little rough the morning after--what are your hangover cures?
Babe Walker: First of all, hi. I’m battling a hangover right now so I’m going to try my best not to lose it on you during this little chat, but please don’t be alarmed if I burst into tears at any time. Anyways, the best and only hangover cure is to take 6-8 bottles of alkalized water into your dry sauna with you the moment you wake up. Drink each bottle slowly over the course of 3 hours, then fall asleep for the rest of the day. In your sauna. Make sure your maid or boyfriend is checking your pulse every fifteen minutes, obvi.
KV: What's your best advice for avoiding annoying people at a party?
BW: Sending a friend to find out who’s there before you walk in.
KV: Let's talk outfits--what's your signature night out look?
BW: I am a complete free spirit, which you’ll learn to love about me if you read my memoir that just came out. So, I’m constantly changing my going out look. Last night I wore nothing but a fur cape and Loubs.
KV: What should someone never be seen in on a Saturday night?
BW: Anything they’ve worn within the last year.














