This weekend, we threw the party to top all parties—a private performance by The Rapture at our Southampton house co-hosted by GrandLife. FOK (Friend of Kanon) Faran Krentcil came out to party with us, throw down some Kanon cocktails, and get to know the band. She writes about the day below:
From Faran: There’s a quiet genius about Saved by the Bell: Hawaii. It’s amazing because aside from the tropical color scheme, it’s the exact same thing as Saved by the Bell: Bayside High. Kelly Kapowski walks around, oblivious to her cleavage. Lisa Turtle poses casually, knowing she’s the only one cool enough to survive daytime TV. Zac Morris and AC Slater have a pissing contest; Screech makes you crave Xanax – the only difference is a little more sunshine and a lot more beach.
The GrandLife NYC party at the Kanon House this weekend was basically the same idea. You keep the nightlife cliques (Tommy Saleh, Steven Rojas, and their various downtown “we can’t wear those jeans because they’re not shredded” BFFs), the soundtrack (The Rapture), and the bar staple (Kanon vodka, mixed with… um… everything). You add an in-ground pool, a wooden porch, and an acre of forest. You mix well. And then, to borrow another TV phrase, you watch what happens.
Here’s what did: The Rapture played a full set because they said the crowd was so great (good idea). A girl in a full leg cast tried to swim in the pool (bad idea). A dance party broke out on the front lawn (good idea). Some people who will remain nameless (cough, Sam Waldman, cough) made out under the bushes (still waiting on a verdict for that one).
The party was such a blast, we wish it could have lasted longer, which means Saved by the Bell had one big advantage over the Kanon and GrandLife Team: Zac Morris could have said “Time Out,” stopped the clock, and let us dance for another few hours before the sun went down. But we have something over the Bayside High kids, too – unlike their daytime-only antics, we get to find out what happens after 10 pm…
















